http://iphonehaiku.com Haiku about your love or hate for the iPhone. en-us Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:28:37 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1375 someone help me please I dont know about Haiku I just need some help Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:38:05 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1375 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1369 smoke marijuana! come on I know you wanna puff puff pass buddies Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:46:46 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1369 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1364 I like mac&cheese Blue mac&cheese is better I like mac&cheese Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:32:23 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1364 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1357 Fuck i can suck my dick am I going insane who gives a shit I'll just suck it harder Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:13:13 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1357 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1353 road trips suck bad- YES! or at least they can; mine does. I pray for numb sleep Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:01:30 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1353 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1350 2+2=84x98•5=1.18967/.1=angelina jolie+spongebob=0 UNDERSTAND?? Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:27:48 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1350 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1341 Smells like a dead dog your face is a stupid haiku Nom nom lick my noun Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:16:17 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1341 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1339 what else can I do stuck between you and the world love could this be hard Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:44:05 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1339 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1254 this music is fine But it makes my stomache Hurt. Bloc party come on soon. Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:13:59 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1254 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1222 I'm bored. I submitted a couple of haikus before this one but I can't find it. so here I am wasting my time and making my thumb sore(was that proper English?) and typing away. if any of you guys see my haikus just submit a little note for me so I know its up there. I mean come on no ones gonna kick you out if you submit something that's not a haiku. half the stuff up there is about the f word and sex. what a great country we live in. Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:36:04 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1222 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1221 btw I don't watch power ranges. that's for dorks n geeks. haha. I watch porn. Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:25:25 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1221 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1220 Moshi kimi ga kore o yemerunara, you know Japanese. yo soy muy tengo hamburgesa a mi casa. if you understud that, then I'm smart and awsome! .......who am I kiddin, I'm 17 and I still watch power rangers dino thunder, and im failing Spanish. Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:15:08 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1220 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1219 I like your name it sounds like a baby worm what the hell is wrong with me Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:00:21 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1219 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1210 I woke to a loon vibrate the sound of bloom mon amore my love my Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:00:29 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1210 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1208 a story is a dream not a book it takes You to fun Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:52:09 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1208 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1207 my friend is a whore short shorts are unflattering bite marks on her thighs Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:55:56 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1207 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1206 the baby bird is there it's looking for its mother she flies back to him Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:07:20 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1206 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1204 To "f u:" you suck You cannot make a haiku You should get "alife" Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:46:41 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1204 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1202 silently wept her tears with her blood sat still never heard her name Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:22:29 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1202 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1190 im really bored right now, so if any girl out there who want to have fun.... I'm here waiting I have a big lillipop for them... Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:49:30 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=1190 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=898 freight cranes loom frozen spring summer haze lingering numb minds through commute Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:55:50 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=898 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=893 I need something to say to my crappy ex who is a gaywad.......anybody??? Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:02:18 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=893 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=865 math class is so gay we waste time on this thingy the sub thinks we work Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:06:02 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=865 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=864 I need to think fast I want to write a hiku God, I'm pathetic Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:43:24 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=864 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=863 the cat in the hat sex everyday all day sex fat cat like big ass Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:29:26 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=863 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=858 If you read this and if you are here get alife because you stupid Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:39:47 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=858 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=856 roflcopter crashyou no can has cheezburger game over, kthxbai Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:50:40 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=856 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=855 Go paint my monkey I have to show you my art legs spread wide open Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:41:11 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=855 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=854 I really love Greek school where I get to learn and write I really love Greek school Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:00:54 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=854 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=851 I got a new phone we all call it an iPhone others call it p0rn Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:47:12 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=851 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=850 A grand iceberg melt Employed by the vast ocean No longer unique Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:47:30 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=850 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=822 Today I fell down Tomorrow will fall again and the day after Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:02:43 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=822 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=821 I sit here thinking About shopping for dinner Hamburger Helper? Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:02:48 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=821 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=819 Whoah this is really dumb! Why am I even doing this thing... Beacause I am bored!!! -tori hazlett<3 Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:45:20 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=819 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=818 I prefer a beer that give me want to pi than a woman who shit to me Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:55:23 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=818 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=817 some people see de glass 1/2 empty other see the glass1/2 full what I'm thinking is who the hell its drinking my beer hahahahah Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:44:17 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=817 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=815 y r u guys gay so so gay n I'm a pimp ha ha gay losers Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:12:55 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=815 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=814 counting syllables feels like creativity but it's not really. Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:49:04 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=814 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=810 She gave 69 to me last night and I moaned then we ate angus Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:52:44 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=810 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=809 The lonely flower sits waiting in a big field Surounded by buds Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:43:50 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=809 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=763 inspired by lire, poets cry out into the crowd- head rolls on the ground! Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:15:52 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=763 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=762 The glass is not half empty nor half full its just half a glass Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:01:22 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=762 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=760 I am a loner The world does not seem to care Grandmother Nipples Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:14:48 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=760 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=759 lemon tree morning heather for the afternoon evening needs spice Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:50:48 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=759 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=758 Oh yet bend over u dirty iPhone Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:35:10 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=758 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=756 Firin lazer Imma chargin mah lazer Imma shoop da whoop Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:05:31 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=756 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=755 with egg twixt its legs tis doubly tragic when the papa penguin dies Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:54:45 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=755 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=753 iPhone haiku board is this progress I now ask when WAN blocks nude girls Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:30:14 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=753 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=750 no one can hear me I am silent like the wind Watch, I'm behind you. Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:43:11 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=750 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=749 Hai ku is ni ce if it is well written, my kitten! Yay! Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:43:16 -0700 http://iphonehaiku.com/haiku.php?id=749